Added: Rosaura Naugle - Date: 06.02.2022 04:03 - Views: 15632 - Clicks: 3701
Malta is one of the worst countries in the world. It is full of catholic sluts and bitches. Lukes hospital. It never snows, if it does snow the houses here would'nt be able to do anything to keep the cold out and everyone would probably freeze to death, because all houses are made out of brick.
I think the only highlight about malta is their national dish 'timpana'. A God forsaken island forgotten in the middle of the Maltese sluts. The "hub" of Europe, Malta has been backdoored by every conceivable power that crossed Europe from the Greeks to the Romans, from the Arabs to the Templarsfrom the French to the Brits with some Vikings, Phoenicians, Carthagenians, Spaniards, Germans, Venitians and Sicilians thrown in to add some spice.
Bin Lei Chat Hai". Fortunately we dont speak German now and we proudly carry the George Cross for bravery. They say that the last of the Romanhofs fled to Malta. Some island in the Mediterrenean.
Consists of 3 smaller islands, Malta, Gozo and Comino that's why they call it an archipelago really. Malta is densley populated imaginecitizens living in your back gardenis visited by old retired pensionants who are really desperate to spend all their money in some five star hotel with a crappy service. Out of 10 people picked out at random, 9 of them go to church every day Far too maltese sluts, a sea that smells, "modified" cars i. Maltese speak some language stolen from the Arabs. Once in Malta you will regularly meet a new strange human species, the "sendikajr" they call it.
These are just extreme nosy parkers whose only job is to know what are the neighbours doing. The most social area in Malta is the "super"market, where they sell food.
Here the "sendikajr" shares the news aquired during the day, such as how much times did Mary go to the toilet, when did she shower, when she slept with Maltese sluts the butcher etc etc. Also, here news get amazingly modified to suit the sendikajr's pleasures. Clubs in Malta suck. Such that teens say they have fun listening the songs of some amateur DJ during the weekend.
They just stand there doing nothing except nod with their head with the beat of the music On the Maltese ro, US astronouts test their boogy moon vehicles. They produce the same effect due to the disgraceful state of the streets. The government workers known in Malta as "tal-gvern" are amazingly inefficient.
They do nothing properly, they walk slow, and eat a lot while at work. It's some sort of addictiveness I guess. To fix some small pot hole15 government workers are needed, with the difference that only 2 of them do the job while the rest sit down on some bench eating sandwiches. The problem is that a pot hole is changed into a small hill by these workers. Education in Malta sucks due to the fact that Malta is so small that there isn't enough work for graduated students.
So the ministry of education had the genial idea to harden every exam. This turned out to be very effective, since suicide rate increased and mortuaries had to employ more workers. It sucks at the point that there are only 2 political parties, Nationalist and Labour Party and a smaller one known in Malta as the Green Party.
The Labour party has been maltese sluts opposition since ages ago due to the fact that it was overthrown off power since it sucked bad. A large amount of rest-of-the-world-banned trees that cause asthma are exibited in Malta and produce lovely red, pink and white flowers.
Churches can be found in the same amount of McDonalds in New York and are very strict. Public Transport is the worst i have ever met. Remember the old Leyland buses? They still use them in Malta. Then there is the only ship company to travel between Malta and Gozo. They thank you for using their company called Gozo Channel before each voyage during an announcement. The pun is that it's the only ship company, so as long as you don't decide to swim it, they have nothing to thank you for.
Highly cultured, well uneducated, boring and entertaining to old tourists, Malta bears the honor of never loosing a battle, maybe a proof of the citizens' stubborness. Fortress island in the centre of the Med. Together with Gozo and Comino forms part of Maltese Archipelago. Home toMaltese and sun-burnt tourists. Highest density of churches and pre-history per sq km in Europe. Higher density of bad ro, great beer, fresh breadcorrupt politicians, entrepreneurs, building sites, five-star hotels, lazy fat cats and cars with 'I love Jesus' and 'Jesus loves me' stickers.
National football team famously once lost to Spain in a World Cup qualifier, seriously tarnishing reputation in the Netherlands, who suspect foul play to this day. Record for most air raids in World War 2. Somehow survives, despite thousands of years of turbulent history and no natural resources other than the general maltese sluts and stubborness of the nation. A small island off the coast of Europe. It is a peaceful place with beatiful beaches and views.
The most beatiful place in the world. An island of Italy that isn't technically of Italy.
Enrique Iglesias loves it here. In January International Living chose Malta as the country with the best climate in the world. Malta : A place where cultures have collided over centuries. This island is once more under siege. The assailants are now 'English language students'. What is malta's? The Romans said of Malta: Melitaceteris paribusparadisum cum bellum qahbum est! I'm trapped on the constipated island of Malta. I don't know if I should escape or stay here for ever. The day after the atom bombthere were the first s of life in the island of Malta.
Yes, it is. Malta is certainly not perfect but it's got its good points too. Easy access to anywhere, warm long summer nites maltese sluts, entertainment, nice restaurants, friendly locals that will show you the way, everyone speaks at least 3 languages and whats more, where else can you buy pastizzi at 5am? Malta was never like this so to blame the locals on the state of affairs is quite rightly, incorrect. Please, when in Malta do as we do, show respect and hospitality for all, throw your trash in the bin, even if you have to caarry your paper around for an hour to find one!
We may not have the latest technology here, nor the most modern of transportation, our ro maltese sluts be bumpy but at least they make you laugh, our policemen may not carry guns but at least you can chat to them, and some village folk may be considered 'nosey' but they will be the first to help you if you're in trouble!!
We give you our best welcome. But, if this isn't good enough for you, then don't come here at all.Maltese sluts
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